I started watching South Park back in the ‘90s. As my kids hit the teen years they started watching it too. My oldest even had a South Park DVD game. I loved how the creators use cartoon characters to address social issues and make political statements, while making us all realize life is too short to take ourselves seriously.
The term humor has been around since ancient Greek times. The Greeks believed the balance of fluids in the body, known as humors, controlled health and emotion. Maybe that is why laughter is the best medicine. You will not only be brightening someone’s day with these South Park gifts, you will be improving their health as well.
1. Custom Portrait
Best South Park gifts
Choose a background and upload a photo for your very own personalized South Park memorabilia. This makes a great family gift for fans, or an anniversary gift for a couple with a sense of humor.
They can invite some friends over to host a fun game night with one of these South Park games. Or they can use one of the trivia books to create their own.
They can even be elegantly cultural, like Stan’s dad, with Smorgasvein glassware for drinking adult beverages.
2. Mr. Hanky Funko Pop
Mr. Hanky gifts for South Park fans
Mr. Hanky is synonymous with Christmas in South Park. Fans will love finding this iconic guy under the tree, or hopping across their bed, or creating streaks across the floor.
Fido doesn’t need to feel left out. Stick a Christmas poo dog toy in his stocking. It may not say, “ Howdy Ho!”, but it will squeak.
Even if they already have a South Park blanket, a Mr. Hanky holiday blanket is perfect in keeping with the season. Plus this way they can double up on extra cold nights.
3. South Park Ornaments
South Park Christmas
Fans of these crazy kids will love decorating their tree with South Park Christmas ornaments.
My favorite is Chef. I used to love his crazy songs.
Get them Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics to listen to, with commentary by Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, while they decorate the tree.
You can also get an ugly Christmas sweater, with mantras from the series, for them to wear during the holiday season. For another seasonal gift, choose one of the infamous Character Hats for them to keep their heads warm. Maybe they would like to wear Kyle’s green trapper hat. Or maybe they would prefer Kenny’s orange hood. Hopefully it won’t bring them Kenny’s bad luck.
4. Monty Python on Blu-ray
Related gifts for South Park fans
Ever wonder what influenced the creators of South Park? Take a look into some of Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s early inspirations by watching classic Monty Python sketches.
You can also delve into the influences of South Park with Monty Python books.
My favorite has always been the Ministry of Silly Walks. I had a poster of this sketch in my dorm room, but now you can get a Ministry of Silly Walks Watch. The hands are legs walking around the watch face, contorting into laughable positions just as in the classic sketch.
5. South Park Funko Pop
South Park presents for kids
While this show is not at all for children, pop culture often filters down to them anyway. You can get Funko Pop figures of Terrance and Phillip, Cartman, or baby Ike. While these gifts are toys, they may still not be suitable for younger children due to language or rude sayings. Stick to middle school age or older.
Maybe they collect South Park action figures. You can get the boy band set or Kenny with a mischief of mice.
A plushie is even a safe gift for younger crowds who want to be a part of the South Park action. Just don’t get them the Kenny plush with the detachable head. These toys are supposed to be fun, not give them nightmares.
6. Respect My Authority T-Shirt
South Park Shirts
I think it is safe to say, everyone wants some respect. We also all know someone like Cartman, who takes it too far. These shirts will provide some humor throughout the day.
Other character t-shirts are available, or you can get them a South Park t-shirt subscription. Then they can receive a new shirt every month. You can choose from men’s or women’s sizes for the subscription.
For those cold Colorado winters, choose one of the South Park hoodies to keep them warm.
7. South Park Towel
Gift ideas for South Park fans
Give them a South Park towel to use for the bath or the beach. Unlike Towelie, these towels are not genetically engineered.
For snowy nights, give them a South Park throw blanket to keep them toasty. If that doesn’t heat them up, give them South Park shot glasses for something to warm them on the inside.
Books make great gifts for all ages. Give coloring or activity books to children. Then give books on interesting facts about the show to the adults. They can read these while wrapped in the blanket.
8. South Park Soundtrack
South Park audio visual gifts
For their listening pleasure, give them the original South Park soundtrack, Chef Aid, or choose from several other options. These are available on CD or MP3 formats.
For their viewing pleasure, choose from various seasons on DVD or Prime video. Then they just need to invite some friends over, get some cheesy poofs, and hunker under a South Park blanket for a day of binge watching.
As a gift for gamers, give them a South Park video game for Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, or PS4. They can play The Fractured but Whole or The Stick of Truth. Just make sure you know what gaming system they have. There is nothing worse than someone getting excited about a game they receive, and then realizing it is not compatible with their unit.
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9. South Park Bus Pass
South Park accessories
No wallet is complete without a Colorado State bus pass with a South Park character on it. These even come in banners to hang in a bedroom or college dorm.
Another novelty gift for him is a pair of South Park Boxers. Or choose a pair of South Park Socks. Selections include Tegridy Farms, Randy Marsh, Mr. Hankey, and Butters, to name a few.
10. South Park Coffee Mug
South Park mugs
For that morning jolt of coffee, give them a South Park mug. It is better to start their day with a laugh so they don’t want to say, “Screw you guys, I’m going home,” later.
They can keep their sense of humor all day by bringing a South Park tumbler with them to work. If the day starts turning sour and they want to kick some a**, all they need to do is look at the tumbler to have a good laugh.
For a funny romantic gesture, give them vintage South Park Valentines mugs.
11. Smartphone Case
Tech South Park gifts
Since we use our phones for just about everything nowadays, from ordering lunch to having zoom meetings, phones express people’s personalities. These smartphone cases are compatible with several iPhone models, but you can also find some designs for Android phones as well.
If you aren’t sure of what model phone they have, you can get them a popsocket instead, to use with their phone or tablet. For the office, they can express themselves with a South Park mouse pad.
12. South Park Keychain
South Park gifts for Christmas stockings
These gifts are just the right size to fit in a Christmas stocking. Everyone needs something to hang their keys from. Choose Cartman, Towlie, Randy, or many others.
Stickers can be used almost anywhere. They can add a bit of satire to the truck, fridge or laptop.
For those who like a cold brew, like Kenny’s dad, slip a bottle opener into their stocking. Or better yet, wrap a six-pack to place under the tree, and attach the bottle opener on top.
13. Earrings
South Park gifts for her
Choose some cute earrings for her to wear. You can get studs or the dangly kinds.
Shoe charms are also popular. Or choose some collectible pins. Who knows? They may want to collect them all to show off on their backpack.
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